I Bake My Own Bread And Don't Trust The Government Raccoon Shirt

Meet your new favorite unhinged forest friend. This funny raccoon t-shirt featuring the quote “I bake my own bread and don’t trust the government” is perfect for anyone living that feral, self-sufficient life — or at least pretending to. Whether you're into off-grid vibes, cottagecore chaos, or just love a good anti-establishment laugh, this tee brings peak personality.

Great for introverts, homesteaders, bread bakers, and cryptid energy lovers. Soft, comfy, and just unhinged enough.

• Unisex fit
• Solid Colors: 100% Ringspun Cotton
• Heather Colors: 52% Ringspun Cotton, 48% Polyester